I tried to be like Grace Kelly..

* I wanna talk to you
Last time we talked Mr Smith you reduced me to tears
I promise you that won't happen again *

Do I attract you?
Do I repulse you with my queasy smile?
Am I too dirty?
Am I too flirty?
Do I like what you like?
I could be wholesome
I could be loathsome
I guess I'm a little bit shy
Wht don't you like me?
Why don't you like me without making me try?

I try to be like Grace Kelly (ohh)
But all her looks were too sad (ohh)
So I try a little Freddie (mmmm)
I've gone identity mad (hahaha)

I could be brown
I could be blue
I could be hurtful
I could be purple
I could be anything you like

Gotta be green
Gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more

Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you walk out the door!

* getting angry doesn't solve anything

How can I help it
How can I help it
How can I help what you think?
Hello my baby Hello my baby
Putting my life on the brick

Why don't you like me
Why don't you like me
Why don't you like yourself?

Should I bend over?
Should I look older just to be on your shelf?

I try to be like Grace Kelly (ohh)
But all her looks were too sad (ohh)
So I try a little Freddie (mmmm)
I've gone identity mad (hahaha)

I could be brown
I could be blue
I could be hurtful
I could be purple
I could be anything you like

Gotta be green
Gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you walk out the door!

Say what you want to satisfy yourself hey!
But you only want everybody else says you should want

I could be brown
I could be blue
I could be violet like sky
I could be hurtful
I could be purple
I could be anything you like

Gotta be green
Gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Why dont you like me?

Why dont you like me?
Why dont you walk out the door!

I could be brown
I could be blue
I could be violet like sky
I could be hurtful
I could be purple
I could be anything you like

Gotta be green
Gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Why dont you like me?

walk out the door!

*Humphrey, we're leaving
KERCHING*